meladoodle:

prosecutorblackquill:

what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”

nemo.. you cant be here.. your dad will be worried sick

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toothpast:

turkeystuffer:

tatehorror:

Your tongue doesn’t fit comfortably in your mouth

you’re right, maybe it would fit better in yours

that was as smooth as fuck

267,423 notes   -  19 September 2014


the-gay-vagitarian:

*standing ovation*

Yesssssssssss

199,443 notes   -  19 September 2014



parteira:

excuse me i need your leg


mylourrydiary:

hlil:

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Love

981,483 notes   -  18 September 2014

there-was-no-other-sound:

rnultiplayer:

wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?

image

image

that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried

FLUFFY MILK HORSE

709,445 notes   -  18 September 2014


neoliberalismkills:

"No one can love you until you love yourself."

That is complete bullshit. Don’t let anyone tell you that you don’t deserve love from other people because you struggle with loving yourself. 

255,813 notes   -  18 September 2014

#teamtryingtogetmyfuckinglifetogether
67,929 notes   -  18 September 2014